Please stop with this business of being sick. It seems that you may have forgotten my current situation of being in the middle of a HUGE ASS overseas PCS, and if this is your idea of a little game- please stop now. I do not have the time to deal with these body aches, nausea, fever, chills, sneezing and general all over crappy feeling. Do you know how difficult it is to attempt to pack a suitcase when I feel like keeling over and dying on the carpet? You have caused me TWO DAYS of being out of whack already, and a third day is not an option, understood? Also, I would like to know this: Where the hell are you white blood cells? Have you forgotten your job? Clearly, you have and I would appreciate if you would please stop being lazy and man up! I would like to return to my life and finish this PCS crap, so I can enjoy this last week with my family.
Also, I would like to ask you this: Who the hell gets a mild case of the flu in the middle of the summer?
Sincerely,
Mrs. Top Gun
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Oh no! I hope you start feeling better!
ReplyDeleteWho gets a mild case of flu in mid-summer, you ask? Oh, that's right, PC and I! I'm pretty sure the moving boxes are carrying the virus! I'm about up to my ears in moving crap too!
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