Dear So and So,

I found this awesome blog a few minutes ago, and what she does CRACKS me up! Here is a link to the blog:http://3bedroombungalow.blogspot.com/

So, She writes what she calls Dear, So and So letters. They rock. I signed up to write one today, so here is my letter:

Dear @sshole who lives down the street,

Why do you think it is ok to drive your old, piece of crap white Ford Truck down the street at 50 mph? Do you not comprehend that there are children who play in the neighborhood, and that they often run into the road to retrieve a ball or ride their bike? Do you know that your truck sounds like it is farting when you speed on by? Oh, I'm sorry to offend you- perhaps you think that double exhaust makes you look cool when driving. Well guess what? IT DOESN'T.

Also, I think you may speed because you must not be able to read the 20 mph SPEED LIMIT signs which are clearly posted up and down the street. In closing, you are a huge @sshole. Your truck is a piece of crap, and it sounds gay. That makes you gay too. Please stop speeding down my street in your gay, farting white truck.

Very Respectfully,

Mrs. Top Gun